Iya: 10.02.08 so October 2 2008?
Me: yep!
Iya: but that can't be kasi kuya was born February 23 2009
Me: (hate where this is leading) eh ano naman?
Iya: diba after you get married, it takes years before you have a baby?
Me: (aha! A way out) di kaya. Ilang month lang ba ang baby inside a mommy's tummy? It doesn't take years naman so, sometimes, after marriage, the wife gets pregnant agad.
Iya: So, October... (starts counting fingers) November, December, January, February. FOUR MONTHS LANG YUN MAMA!!!
Me: 😳😵
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Iya: 1,772,136 points
Mama: 0 points