Eyebags

Miko: *scratches ears*
Me: is it itchy? Do you want me to clean that for you?
Miko: tomorrow....
Me: kaya pa tiis?
Miko: i don't want you to get tired
Me: i'm not tired
Miko: your eyebags tell the truth

😲🙄

and the truth was revealed 😅

Me: (showing Iya my wedding ring) look at the engraving, it says "Darwin" and the date of our wedding

Iya: 10.02.08 so October 2 2008?

Me: yep!

Iya: but that can't be kasi kuya was born February 23 2009

Me: (hate where this is leading) eh ano naman?

Iya: diba after you get married, it takes years before you have a baby?

Me: (aha! A way out) di kaya. Ilang month lang ba ang baby inside a mommy's tummy? It doesn't take years naman so, sometimes, after marriage, the wife gets pregnant agad.

Iya: So, October... (starts counting fingers) November, December, January, February. FOUR MONTHS LANG YUN MAMA!!!

Me: 😳😵

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Iya: 1,772,136 points

Mama: 0 points

homeschooling

Question: magbahagi ng karanasan mo ngayong pandemic

Aki: bawal lumabas, ang klase ko naging modules na lang

Me: tapos ano dapat yung laging suot? Yung nakatakip dito sa ilong mo? (Mask dapat)

Aki: pore strip?

😮🤣

Miko at 8 y/o

Me: the president just declared Dec 24 and 31 as working days. That means I need to work on those days

Miko: But you're too beautiful to work!!

*ahem ahem* 😁😂

Random questions with Ate

Jan 21 -- I asked ate (4 y/o) the following questions randomly. See what she had to say.

*What is something I say a lot?
Miko, sumbong ko ikaw

*What makes me happy?
Iya, no TV. Yes, Mommy (she also included her response haha)

*What makes me sad?
Wala si kuya (coz kuya has been spending time away from home on sports training camp)

*How tall am I?
Sa taas? Sa moon, Ma

*What's my favorite thing to do?
Iya: Office
Me: grabe ka naman
Iya: uhmmm.. go to Iya's school

*What is my favorite food?
I dunno, soup?

What is my favorite drink?
Juice

*If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
Office (aaw :( )

*Do you think you could live without me?
No

*How do I annoy you?
I dunno

*What is my favorite TV show?
Mommy's show

*What is my favorite music to listen to?
Me singing

*What is MY JOB?
Laptop, do homeworks

*How old am I?
12?

*What's my favorite color?
Green

*How much do you love me?
Many!!

@kayedeves, 12/24/11 10:56 AM

Aki trying to wake me up -- "I wanna hold mommy's hand" daw. Aaaaaawww sweetness! :)

@kayedeves, 12/23/11 8:38 AM

After taking a picture... Aki: And then.... Kaye: Then...? Aki: It's SHOWTIME! Anodaw?! Hahaha

@kayedeves, 12/22/11 10:55 AM

Kaye: Sino'ng kamukha mo? Aki: Si Daddy po! :)

Hatboard

Aki (hawak ang headboard ng kama): HATboard
Kaye: No, headboard
Aki: Hatboard
Kaye: Headboard
Aki: Sige na nga, HATBOARD NA ;)

Sleeping time

Kaye: O bakit andito ka na naman sa pillow ko? Give me space! Dun ka sa space mo!

Aki: This. Is. My. Pillow!

Tupperware

Aki (hinahawakan ang lalagyan ng food): Tapelwer
Kaye: Tupperware...
Aki: Tapelwer, tama?

Handsome

Kaye to Aki: Hello, handsome!
Aki: Hands mo? Hands?

iPod

Aki and Kaye are listening to music using an iPod with speakers.
Aki: (tapping on one of the speakers)
Kaye: masira yan! don't tap on the speaker.
Aki: speaker ng iPod KO!

After almost a week in a hospital --

Kaye: ouchie tiyan tiyan ko
Aki: you want injection? Nextrose (dextrose)?

Superman

 

Aki: (singing) Bahay, bahay, bahay ni Superman...

Kaye: Ay I'll teach you a new song! (Starts singing the same tune) Alive, alive, alive forevermore. My Jesus is alive forevermore...

Aki: Alive, alive, alive SI SUPERMAN!
...
aiyks! :)

Aki: Keyi keyi

Kaye: I can't carry you

Aki: Keyi keyi

Kaye: I can't carrry you kasi I'm in the office

Aki: Sige na nga. I can't keyi you eh.

Isang gabi, nakuha ni Aki ang libro sa ibabaw ng lamesa.

Kaye: What's that?
Aki: Book. Read. Read.
Kaye: Sige, read the book. Open it.
...
Binuksan ni Aki ang libro. Maya-maya, hinawakan nya ang mukha niya.

Aki: Mommy! Face?
Kaye: Yes, that's your face.
Aki: (Hawak sa mukha) Face. (Hawak sa libro) Book. FACEBOOK!

aki at 3:00am:

Aki: sama ka? broom broom tayo!

hala! :-P

PART 2: Aki is eating and practicing his chavacano

Aki: Kaba ya (meaning finished na daw sya kumain, ayaw na nya pasubo)
Kaye: kaba ya etu kome? (tapos ka na kumain?)
Aki: Kaba ya. Kabayong bundat!
...
wahahahaha

PART 1: Aki is playing

Kaye: What's that?
Aki: Kabayong bundat.
Kaye: Eh what's this?
...Aki: Kabayong bundat!

(ay missing si Kabayong Buntis)